Payback
"Welcome to the Balkans!", my passenger announced as we sped up and reviewed the scene that had just happened in front of us. It was raining hard - "like there were 3 guys standing on top of our car pouring buckets of water on the windshield" as my friend put it. The car in front of us was going slower than the oil spill recovery efforts. And behind us was a driver who was in a Hurry. Speedy Gonzalez found a way around our car despite the oncoming traffic - who had to slow down to accomodate his impatience. But he was forced to squeeze between my car and the car in front of us. As soon as the oncoming traffic had passed, Mr. Fast tried to pass Mr. Slow but Mr. Slow crept over to the other lane (whenever possible) to keep Mr. Fast in line. Both my passenger and I were keeping an eye on the situation despite our conversation. I did my best to keep a distance, but Mr. Slow was even more intent on driving slowly (and on the line...