No ___________________!

I saw this one on a door near the piazza in Osijek the other day. Unlike most of the others in our series, this sign did come with a caption explaining its intent. I'll post it later if no one guesses correctly. Thinking outside the box may help.


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Anonymous said…
don't stand in the window? don't stand on the shelf?
September 6, 2012 at 2:04 PM
Anonymous said…
pissing in the elevator
October 29, 2012 at 8:51 AM
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